It can be revealed that foreign nationals have cost Royal Berkshire Hospital tens of millions of pounds of tax payers' money on the national "Connecting for Health" project based on software from the US company iSoft. The national project, run by American consultancy Computer Services Corporation and Japanese company Fujitsu, is now two years behind schedule and more than three times over its initial £6.2 billion budget. Plans to outsource car parking to NCP owned by the Australian based Macquarie European Infrastructure Fund II will see yet more money disappear from the health service to foreign nationals.

Meanwhile dirty rotten scrounging pregnant Jamaican women have been fleecing tax payers of £13,000 a time caesarean operations at the Royal Berks Hospital instead of being forced screaming onto a plane and sent back home. Former health secretary Patricia Hewitt told us: "It's about time we exposed these health tourists and made a huge fuss about them. They are costing the NHS a massive 0.1% of their budget and help distract press attention from ex-Ministers trousering thousands of pounds working for private health care firms as a reward for diverting billions of pounds their way in the first place."