Jobs for the Boys

by Mick Spreader 16. April 2009 07:07

muckspReading has been sent a copy of the calling notice for nominations to replace Martin Salter as the Reading East West candidate for the Labour Party.

Reading Labour Party
413 Oxford Road
Reading RG30 1HA

Constituency: Reading West

Reading Labour Party are looking for a person to fill Martin Salter’s boots, so the ideal candidate should fit into size 12 wading wellies.

Good co-ordination is required as the role requires frequent jumping on and off passing bandwagons.

  • Must be able to be pro-, neutral and anti- Iraq war depending on the audience.
  • Must be willing to alter voice to appear to be one of the lads… even if you are a female candidate.
  • In fact, mustn’t be a woman.
  • Skills in blogging, web sites, correct use of the bcc list in emails are an absolute non-necessity.

This job will involve travel, mainly around the Reading East constituency.

Perks of the job: Free taxis and as many column inches in the Evening Post as you want. 

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