Labour Rent Boys

by Mick Spreader 25. July 2008 06:39
Gordon Brown stealing through lette box

People are warned to be on the look out as a professional gang are using letter boxes to steal from residents. In most cases they are making away with over £600 from the poorest households.

Police have told householders to be vigilant. "We believe that a shadowy underworld figure called Gordon Brown is responsible for the majority of these thefts.

"However, it is quite easy to spot these people at work. Simply look for an envelope bearing the logo of Reading Borough Council and the words 'Rent Payment Due'. If you pay up your cash will be taken without your knowledge from the Council's Housing Revenue Account and used to prop up this gangster in the style to which he has become accustomed."

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