Wheels of Terror

by Mick Spreader 7. April 2009 09:23
Wheelchair

Many patients at the Royal Berkshire Hospital have been left without mobility around the site after a number of the Trust's wheelchairs went missing.

A spokesperson for the Trust said said: “Unfortunately the wheels came off the two companies we planned to use. We tried ones that have 7ft rods at the back to stop people from stealing them but we think that some people have been using them on the dodgems at Carters Steam fair to avoid paying for a ride.”

One patient angry at the lack of wheelchairs told us: "Hospital bosses don't have a leg to stand on... and now nor do we!"

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